Hold on this one is the best one yet. The rat and a friend was driving down the turnpike when we ran out of gas yesterday. As I was letting the truck coast to a stop we got back out in the driving lane to go across a bridge. We was running about 15 in a 70. Thats when we noticed the officer behind us with his red lights on. We pulled over after getting across the bridge. While getting my wallet out and liscense ready for the sheriffs deputy. I looked out the mirror and no longer seen him. Looking around he was standing at the passenger side of the truck tappping on the window with his flashlight. You know the one. yep the one that doubles as a club. Well we rolled down the window and the deputy asked us what in the heck (not the correct word) was going on driving 15 in a 70. I told him we had ran out of gas and was coasting to a stop. He never asked for my liscense. Took me back to his car along with my gas can to go get gas. When I started to get in the front seat after putting the can in the trunk. He stopped me and said your riding in the back. Then asked if I had any weapons. I said no anyhow the rat looking like he cant be trusted the officer did what any officer obi (remember alices resturante massacreee by arlo guther ) in his poisition would do. He patted me down to confirm that I was indeed a male. As we drove into town every car the young deputy came upon he would type in there tags on his computer to run a tag check. So here I am in the back of a police car no seatbelt on watching a deputy type tag numbers into his lap top. Remember texting is illegal in kansas while driving and is a moving violation. Once I got the gas can filled he didnt want it in his trunk. He had me put it in the backseat of the patrol car. As I held on to the 5 gallons of gas he started in running numbers again, So I got out the cell phone held my hand close together as if cuffed with my coat on and started posting on facebook using my cell phone holding it where people could see it. Have you ever seen the look on peoples faces you pass while you are what appears to be a prisoner in cuffs using his cell phone posting on facebook then look at them and grin. If you havent you should try it sometime. ( the reaction is priceless) About half way to the truck I noticed he quit running tags and was using the computer to message another officer about where they was going to eat. I was going to suggest a donut shop just up the road a bit. But figured I had had enough fun. I added the gas and away we went. Laughing about it as I told the story to my friend. good thing we wasnt pullled over while in the police car. I had on no seat belt a full 5 gallon can of gas in back seat and the driver was texting on his computer. and somewhere it has to be on the books for it to be illegal for a guy to have this much fun while running out of gas on a 10 deg day.