The Wise Old Farmer

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  1. jb63

    jb63 New Member

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    The Wise Old Farmer
    [HR][/HR] Ron, an elderly man in Florida, owned a large farm for several years. He had
    a large pond in the back.

    It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
    tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
    there for a while, and look it over.

    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the
    pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
    his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
    you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up Ron said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Some old men can still think fast.
     
  2. DonMcJr

    DonMcJr New Member

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
     

  3. riverbee

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    that's funny jb! :lol: