Thought of the day...

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  1. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Did you have a strange thought today? Post it here...

    Mine for today:

    Why do they call it a HAMburger when there's NO ham just beef ?!?
     
  2. Iddee

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    If it were truly an "automobile" there would be no wrecks. It would operate automatically, without human intervention.
     

  3. G3farms

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    why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

    G3
     
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    The Koolaid that everyone drank last November....was it grape or cherry?
     
  5. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    I believe it was Rasberry Lemonade... :ugeek:
     
  6. Iddee

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    Did you mean razz-berry? :?: :?: :D
     
  7. Charles

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    is that spelled :p - berry :lol:
     
  8. Hobie

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    He who stick his face in fruit, get punch in nose.
     
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    " In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king."
     
  10. Charles

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    If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?
     
  11. beehandler

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    a watched pot never boils ............. an unwatched pot boils over !!
     
  12. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    for all the girls out there:

    If a Man Speaks in the Forest and There Is No Woman Around to Hear Him – Is He Still Wrong?
     
  13. Hobie

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    Yes, she will still complain about something.... :lol:
     
  15. Iddee

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    The most well known and used words of a happily married man.......................

    YES, MA'AM..
     
  16. G3farms

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    >>>The most well known and used words of a happily married man.......................

    YES, MA'AM..<<<


    X2 on that been married for 21 years and still going.

    G3
     
  17. Charles

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    Only in my 6th year with the 2nd, but I learned "Yes Ma'am" loooong ago!

    New thought for the day:

    If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
     
  18. Charles

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    Did you ever notice?

    When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
     
  19. Iddee

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    Do you go uptown or downtown???
     
  20. beehandler

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    ifyou shoot a laser beam at a mirror,it reflects. now what happens if you throw a blanket over the mirror ?