Thought of the day...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Charles, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. beehandler

    beehandler New Member

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    if nothing sticks to teflon.....how does it stick to the pan ???
     
  2. barry42001

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    How is it that you can observe 1000 lousy drivers, doing things you could not imagine doing with regards to the lack of respect for the traffic laws, and they are never seen or caught, you make one minor error, and the police are on you like white on rice??????
     

  3. Charles

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    I was thinking this same thing a couple years ago when I got a ticket for going 10 over the limit on a rural road. Wonder how many hardened criminals were hanging out around there :roll:
     
  4. Iddee

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    Why don't you ever see the headline
    'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
     
  5. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
     
  6. Iddee

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    Our politicians???

    They drink up everything they can squeeze out of everything.
     
  7. Iddee

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    Why do they sterilize the needle for
    lethal injections?
     
  8. SlickMick

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    Do they?

    Mick
     
  9. Hobie

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    Who was the first person to eat a tomato, which (I believe) is the only non-toxic member of the Nightshade family?

    Some poor bloke trying to end it all, and ends up chosing something delicious...?
     
  10. Iddee

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    there is no key to happiness, the door is always open
     
  11. SlickMick

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    Life is what you make it

    Mick
     
  12. SlickMick

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    Always wear underpants to bed cause you never know when the fire alarm will sound

    Mick
     
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    Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
    Latin for "always wear underwear".
    And you thought Latin was a dead language. :ugeek:
     
  14. Iddee

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    If con is the opposite of pro, is
    Congress the opposite of progress?
     
  15. SlickMick

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    Eating soup with chopsticks is problematic

    Mick
     
  16. tecumseh

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    as every binomial (math) modeler knows...

    very little matter and nothing (zero) matter VERY MUCH....
     
  17. beehandler

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    guns don't kill people.............it's husbands that come home early that do !!!!!
     
  18. Charles

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    If you yell at your plants instead of talking to them, would they grow up troubled and insecure?
     
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    families and alcohol best enjoyed in limited quantities
     
  20. Iddee

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    Is that similar to:

    Fish and visitors begin to stink after about 3 days?