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Courtesy of Mark Twain:
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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The more I see of men, the more I like my dog.
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If you can divorce yourself from people, you are bound to make the conclusion that mankind has very little to commend it.
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"Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can really go"
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Does "Clinging to your guns and religion" really just mean "Pray I get a clean shot!"...... :roll:
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Mark Twain had another, similar to this.........
He who attempts to carry a cat by the tail will quickly learn a lesson that will last a lifetime.
Joined Mar 27, 2009
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Speaking of Mark Twain, I always liked this quote:
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Joined Jun 19, 2009
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that is kind of like being educated beyond your intelligence.
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That stuff... that, moments before, everyone at the dinner table was fighting over to get another serving... is now "that stuff" in the sink strainer that only Mom will touch.
(No doubt misquoted, due to faulty memory, from Robert Fulghum in "All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten")
Joined Apr 1, 2009
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Mom is not stupid. They make strainers for a reason. It's just one kitchen tool in the process of making soup.... :lol:
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srvfan writes:
The more I see of men, the more I like my dog.
tecumseh:
panthers likes dog... broiled and not fried.
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srvfantexasflood said:
The more I see of men, the more I like my dog.
Not sure how much your "seeing" of men...
Myself, I favor the women types. Can't really say that the more I see of them, the more I like my dog. So maybe it's just one of those "Metrosexual" type things. :lol:
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friends may come, and friends may go................... but enemies accumulate !!!!!!!
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if there is such a thing as common sense why ain't it common?
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If a person visits a forum, and there is nobody to see it, did it really happen? :dash1:
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? :chased:
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I'm sorry, I really had no thought today... :dash1:
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I thought. And then I thought something else. :think:
Why am I standing in the garage with the lights off :hunter:
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a watched pot never boils....................... an unwatched pot boils over !!!!!!!!
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Why does Hawaii have "Interstate Highways"?
Walt
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