To Be 6 Again

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    To Be 6 Again...



    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    ' .....to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose

    early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


    He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra f ries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M 's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb a--!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
     
  2. ski

    ski New Member

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    LOL that is funny and I can so relate to it lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

  3. beehandler

    beehandler New Member

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    thanks, that made my day !!!!
     
  4. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    That's a good one, thanks Iddee!