Tonsils vs. Circumcision

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Tonsils vs. Circumcision

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
    outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.

    The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

    The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

    The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
    when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you
    lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

    The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

    The first kid says, "Circumcision."

    "Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.

    Couldn't walk for a year."
     
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    The one thing you never want to hear in a hospital - "Oops!"
     

  3. Zulu

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    I don't know , OOPPPS over the intercom from the pilot also gives you a pucker...:lol: