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Too complex

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The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop.

I bought some of those cloth re-usable bags to avoid looking confused but never remember to take them in with me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn’t matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it‘s their turn to stare at me with a blank look.
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Oh, thank you for that! I quite literally laughed out loud! :lol:
that's pretty good, even though I can't remember the last time I saw a paper bag at the grocery store.

I'm going to store that in my little pea brain with my other one.

When asked if I want a bag for one or two items, I say:
"no, thanks, I've got one and can't get rid of her."

I catch h e double L for that one, especially when my lovely bride is with me.
Now that's funny!
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