Too complex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by rast, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. rast

    rast New Member

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    The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop.

    I bought some of those cloth re-usable bags to avoid looking confused but never remember to take them in with me.

    Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn’t matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it‘s their turn to stare at me with a blank look.
     
  2. Hobie

    Hobie New Member

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    Oh, thank you for that! I quite literally laughed out loud! :lol:
     

  3. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    that's pretty good, even though I can't remember the last time I saw a paper bag at the grocery store.

    G3
     
  4. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    I'm going to store that in my little pea brain with my other one.

    When asked if I want a bag for one or two items, I say:
    "no, thanks, I've got one and can't get rid of her."

    I catch h e double L for that one, especially when my lovely bride is with me.
     
  5. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Now that's funny! [​IMG]