True Floridians

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  1. rast

    rast New Member

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    Finally, a true map of Florida that explains this weird, but wonderful state. Those of who live in Florida will recognize it, and those who don’t , have been warned !!!
    Finally, a true map of Florida that explains this weird, but wonderful state
    http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79 ... oridia.jpg



    You know you're a Floridian if....


    * You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes.
    * You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average

    * Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005

    * “Down South†means Key West

    * You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.

    * You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
    * Your winter coat is made of denim.

    * You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.

    * Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.

    * You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.

    * You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.

    * You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '

    * You dread love bug season.

    * You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.

    * You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary... Alison

    * You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.

    * Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.

    * You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

    * You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

    * A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

    * You've hosted a hurricane party.

    * You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa, Okahumpka, Palatlakaha, Tuscanooga, and Micanopy.

    * You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.

    * You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.

    * A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.

    * And you need to have your hives building and in the orange groves by the end of Feb.
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Your link seems to go to aol mail rather than to the map.
     

  3. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    That is the same thing I got, Rast you ain't one of them spammers are ya :lol: :lol:
     
  4. rast

    rast New Member

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    Sorry bout that.
    Well, I have eaten my share of spam G3.
     
  5. tecumseh

    tecumseh New Member

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    a snip..
    * “Down South†means Key West

    and up north means Dade City.