Finally, a true map of Florida that explains this weird, but wonderful state. Those of who live in Florida will recognize it, and those who donâ€™t , have been warned !!! Finally, a true map of Florida that explains this weird, but wonderful state http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79 ... oridia.jpg You know you're a Floridian if.... * You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes. * You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average * Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005 * â€œDown Southâ€ means Key West * You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. * You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer. * Your winter coat is made of denim. * You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. * Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. * You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. * You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. * You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba ' * You dread love bug season. * You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years. * You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary... Alison * You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave. * Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before. * You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. * You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. * A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. * You've hosted a hurricane party. * You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa, Okahumpka, Palatlakaha, Tuscanooga, and Micanopy. * You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself. * You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. * A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. * And you need to have your hives building and in the orange groves by the end of Feb.