True love shares

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    The sharing of marriage....
    The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
    He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one
    half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries,
    dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
    between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
    around them were looking over and whispering.
    Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to
    the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old
    couple. The old man said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
    People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
    She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
    taking turns sipping the drink.
    Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal
    for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank
    you, we are used to sharing everything. Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old
    lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
    'What is it you are waiting for?'
    She answered

    'THE TEETH.
     
  2. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    :rolling: :rotfl: :rolling:
     

  3. Mama Beek

    Mama Beek New Member

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  4. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    What's wrong with that?!?!................................he licked them off first :lol: :lol:

    G3
     
  5. Mama Beek

    Mama Beek New Member

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    Ewwwww all over again! I'll keep my teeth to myself and he had better too! Ewwwww!