Alaskan logger walks in to a dentist office , says he has a tooth that is hurting him. Dentist looks at tooth and tells him , "Tooth is abscessed and I will give you some medicine for now . It would hurt to much to do anything today to the tooth. You will need to come back in a week" Logger tells dentist , "I've only felt pain one other time in my life, pull the tooth NOW" Dentist tells him "NO way I can't give any kind of shot or medicine to kill the pain" Logger "Pull the tooth I don't care, I'll be OK" Dentist agrees after some more taking with logger. Pulls the tooth and the logger never even moves. OK, says the Dentist, you told me you only felt pain one other time in your life. So please tell me when was that. Logger tells dentist ,he is in the woods cutting trees and mother nature calls that he needs to take a dump. Pulls down his pants sets down on a small log and when he sets down, his front private area goes in a BEAR trap. The teeth clamps tight. Dentist says "So that is when you felt the pain because that had to hurt." Logger says "No that wasn't the time ,but close, it was when I stood up took off running with bear trap still holding my Privates and I came to the end of the chain holding the bear trap"