What is it?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by crackerbee, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. crackerbee

    crackerbee New Member

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    On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children
    brought gifts for their teacher.

    The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
    assorted fruit.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
    teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She
    touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another
    drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

    "No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.


    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

    The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

    The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
     

  3. Iddee

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    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

    'Yes,' the class said.

    'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

    A little fellow shouted,
    'Cause your feet ain't empty.'