What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about people in North Carolin

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you are “fixin†to go anywhere, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you've worn shorts to a Christmas party, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in North Carolina .
    If "Vacation" means going to Myrtle Beach for the weekend, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you measure driving distance in beers (or six packs), you may live in North Carolina .
    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you know folks who have killed more deer with their vehicles than with guns, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you install security alarms on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in North Carolina .
    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in North Carolina .
    If you and your friends live for basketball season, and football enjoyment is limited, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you know for certain that Charlotte is not really the State Capital, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you know three different recipes for baked beans, and which dish you can eat before going to a wake, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you know two of more friends named “Treyâ€, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you can name two hurricanes that blew away your neighbor’s trailer, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you think that all Yankee students who graduate from UNC should move back home to Yankee-land, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you think that the tobacco barn out front is part of your home, you may live in North Carolina .
    If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with your North Carolina friends and others, you definitely live in North Carolina .
     
  2. sqkcrk

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    Re: What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about people in North Car

    Charlotte isn't the Capital?
     

  3. RSWOODBEE

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    Re: What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about people in North Car

    Forgot one, if its eighty degrees today and twenty tomorrow you live in North Carolina
     
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    Re: What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about people in North Car

    If you have more than 5 nieghbors that are bee keepers you may live in NC
     
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    Re: What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about people in North Car

    I understood all of them and i live in SW, Mo. :confused: Jack