What socks are really good for......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by BjornBee, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters
    a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
    The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention
    but the drunk continues to sit there.
    Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
    The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"

    Admit it.....you all used socks at some point in the past.... :Dancing:

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  2. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    Socks no...leaves, newspaper, and even those little tickets you win at the state fair (don't ask :))

    :guitarplayer:
     

  3. Flyman

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    Come on, you guys never came back from a hunting trip with the top cut out of your socks?
     
  4. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I usually always have a rag with me, comes in handy for all sorts of things, almost as good as duct tape.

    G3
     
  5. cow pollinater

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    I think I'd go ahead and hack off my sock before I'd reach for that duct tape. :thumbsup:
     
  6. G3farms

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    HAHA that is not what I meant, but you would not have any klingons thats for sure!! :shock: :shock:

    G3
     
  7. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    No, No, No....you got it all wrong. The duct tape is to hold your socks up after you cut the tops off.... :lol:
     
  8. rast

    rast New Member

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    Spanish moss is the ticket down here.
     
  9. Brenda

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    I learned from my Daddy, always carry a roll of TP in your truck. :mrgreen:
     
  10. G3farms

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    That is good advice Brenda, mine is under the jump seat. That is one item you need to know where it is at for a fast retreval.

    G3