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A friend will help you move your furniture.

A true friend will help you move a dead body.
 

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Re: What's the difference between a friend and a true friend

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A true friend will be sitting next to you on the bunk in the cell saying "She sure didn't look like no police woman."
 

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True or Not?

If you have a friend then keep him so,
But do not let that friend your secrets know;
For should that friend become a foe,
Then to all the world will your secrets go!
 
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